"A gremlin is an imaginary being blamed for mechanical malfunction" Todd, New Zealand

Punchy little beachbreaks to be found north of the surfari house in the past few days. Small waves good for learning, with swell increasing into next week.

INUENDO
Next 'baby-swell' developing off the coast of Jef's bedroom, should be penetrating a swell-hole all the way through to china during the next few days... experienced riders only.

Yesterday, Joost the Chef jumped over a fence near the beach and hurt his ribs... but there were no tears. turns out that the local beachside peanut salesman (Abdullah) is the acting local witch doctor. He laid Joost down, tapped a nearby pebble 3 times... and the ribs had been cured.

'Magic Maddie and the Dissapearing Acts'

'Girt by Turkey' 'The Jimmy dickhead experience' 'buddy Holly and the Dickheads' 'los dickheads' 'Ricky dickhead and the Spanish top 40'.

A couple of Swiss, 1 seal clubber (canadian), 3 cheeseheads (dutch), a wog and a spick (an italian and a spaniard), 6 aussies (god's gift), 2 vikings (swedes), 1 chinaman and a Gecko (bresilien).....