Can we scrap question of the week section this week?

"I love oxygen"... Rebecca, Ausralia.
"In REAL countries, people don't just sit there and stare at nothing"... Jordan, New Zealand, reffering to the Moroccan national passtime.

TRADITIONAL - Cloudless skies accompagnied 3-5 foot waves consistently throughout the week for all north-facing points and beaches here in Morocco. For the beginners, life was as-per-usual, with gentle and windless waves rolling into the protected corners and west facing beaches. .The swell is rising throughout this week and is expected to peak by friday.

INUENDO - Youness, AKA the Younie Bomber, has been caught this week suspiciously smuggling local girls in and out of his room...Tender moroccan swells expected to continue slapping innocent giggling locals throughout the week.

The crew got a msg on their mobiles yesterday from local telecomunications mob- Maroc Telecom. "wishing you a happy berber new year and good luck for 1429"... and in news just in, a male was recently spotted driving a vespa through the market mainstreet carrying a six-by-six foot sheet of glass...no injuries or comedy was actually reported.

And in the surf house this week... expect to find... 3 cheeseheads, 1 viking, 6 aussies, 2 sheep shaggers, 1 paddy and 4 seppoes...

Goes to brave Fiona of Australia for waxing hairless her boyfriends rectum and Notcha on the terrace in front of all... as for Mick (the boyfriend) the attention seeking aussie pierced the town with a glass shattering shreek that would have accompanied section 4 of this weeks Smashed! Talk... splendidly.

Magda of Norway went to the change room to get into her wetsuit for the first time, and managed to re-appear with a wetsuit on backwards (zipper forward), upside down... and inside out... and she's yet to hear the end of it.

B a swedish learn-to-surfer girl with Smashed! called Martha, go out with Smashed! in Agadir, start a food fight in the bar and launch a plate full (including plate) of popcorn into the crowd, injuring longtime mate, Louise.....and we all thought she was such a sweet, innocent swede!