After 5 metre swells pounded the nth west african coast throughout last week, the taghazoute surf community is expecting a week long of sunny conditions with swells varying between the 1 metre high waves today and 2.5 metres forecast for december 12.

Cargs has been frolicking about with a newfound swell bulging from the nether regions, and a grin to match it....a bit of Smashed loving, and the rumour mill is going bananas.

The blue rolls royce van was cruising down to agadir yesterday when cheeky policeman pulled them over and fined them 400 dirham... surf instructor and driver Jordan rockstar was not to be fooled this time around....he promptly asked the policeman if they could take the matter down to the station... and presto, the fine was refunded with a grin.

This week has been rife with crazy marock'n roll behaviour... and a few 'incidents' deserve a mention:
- Streeker local man down at banana beach, backhandling his own banana...
- The willy donger van drove past a paddock in the middle of nowhere, where they spotted a dead man lying on the ground.they got up close , poked him with a stick, whereby he came to life... and invited them to a tea. old mate was just having an afternoon nap!
- As per usual down at the cafe...waiter mohammed arrives at the table, asks if he can take your order....and a couple of cigarettes.

4 seppoes, 3 cheeseheads, 2 krauts, 1 sealclubber, 1 pom, 3 vikings, 7 aussies, 2 brazilians and one fijian.

Fisherman Clintfrom south australia was seen charging the bomb sets on his kneeboard down at anchor point 2 days ago during the 5 metre swells... justly earnt clint the nick name 'Cripple'. (why can't kneeboarders just stand up?)

Gregor from san francisco borrowed toby's surfboard (known as 'the girlfriend') and managed to put a hole in it before his feet even got wet. there were tears.

Imposing a rooftop 'homework' session for the inaugural'smashed talk and destination update' ...there were groans..

Jordy and Cristina* - 290
Everyone else - 186
* Cristina has also been drinking the dregs.

Waiting on a reply from an interview with kelly Slater and will be adding an interview with Michael and Jordan (2 instructors here...)